If a sentient balloon animal filled with smegma, nerves, and pus could gain the capacity for communication, then I would prefer it’s company over that of Ted Cruz.

Well, it’s been fun matching wits with a potato, but I think I’ve seen what you have to offer.

Enjoy your meal!

Better than to ask your preference? I guess your betters let you know what you like. You’re right, I was being a silly goose.

I guess licking boots gives you a lot of time to think. What’s your favorite flavor of polish?

Oh, I never thought of it like that.

What a great criticism! You’re obliviously someone who has thought long and hard about this topic

It’s an animated gif of this legend, it could be that your app doesn’t support those?

Would it be a proper shit post if I put effort into it?

Chewbacca ate my balls.

That’s the one!

Do you need me to help you out of the evidence room, step cop?

You do realize your comments are public, right?

This is like having a battle of wits with a bowl of oatmeal.

I’m not sure what itch you’re trying to scratch by behaving this way, but I hope you find it someday.

I certainly don’t.

Reactionaries don’t think you and I should have rights. They want to restructure society to permanently install themselves as a superior class over the people they hate, and they’re way too dumb to realize that they’re also on the list of people who will be subjugated if their dreams came true.

They have a set of values that is inherently antisocial, and they have no place in a free and equal society.

Hey, it’s the Nazi apologist who constantly simps for Elon Musk!

Here’s your boy:

You’re so fragile that you had to ban the word “fascist” when you were still running your pissant little conservative community LMAO!

An unarmed aid ship gets attacked, likely by the Israeli government.

You: Damn Hamas.

Tee hee! It’s so much fun to be a chode! Is that why you’re a bootlicker? That’s fun for you?

More proof that reactionaries only care about pissing people off, because they’re hollow inside.

It’s a 4chan ideology for antisocial weirdos. What a dork.

Can always count on reactionaries to lick some boots. Didn’t even need a prompt before you got on your hands and knees.

See also: “I liked Star Trek before it was woke.”

Nope!

Read the meme next time. It’ll help you on your journey.

A handful? Didn’t you read the meme?

Every one is a little fascist tear that I add to my vial. Care to add another one?